Introduction to my new thanggggg

Alright so from now, I'll be posting every 1-2 days.
There will be a new section called "Daily Rant" XD
This section is where i have my bitchy rant and talk shut about the topic. :) Have fun XD
In addition, once or twice i'll have a story section where i talk about something epic that goes on in my life, so yeah, tune in ladies, gentlemen and Derek. ;)

Ok 7th post blah blah its time to d d d d d dd d d d d d duel baby. (Yu-Gi-Oh more :P)

Now, today I'll be having a lil story time then a rant to follow up. In the end, I'll get some orgasms on the high when I upload the Dwyane Wade BLOCK PARTY vid. So let's jump straight into it.

Story Time:

One day, 'young' 'boy' Deriku Lim is walking across the road. A car suddenly comes and it nearly runs 'him' over, if not for this stretchy skin, I believe 'he' will be having 'his' funeral right now. So on 'he' walks and 'he' gets to school, where 'he' is greeted by a big whale called Monster-Shell and a pervert called Cedri-perv. Quickly, Deriku hugs them both and walks towards the basketball courts with his 'hand-made' basketball.

So we all start a game and we play, with everyone hogging it once in a while etc. Deriku has the ball and decides to take a shot and he airballs, as usual. Everyone says "Noooooo" and starts laughing, ending in Deriku raging and going off to the Learning Centre, where a good friend Cedri-perv hangs out versus Mr Rutha-nerd in chess.

The story ends.
Make sure you tune in next time for another epic adventure.
(P.S, this story is completely fictional and may offend some people. Some other people like me may find it bloody hilarious XD)

Onto the next section....

Daily Rant:

Ok so here's my topic:
Uniform.

What's the big deal huh? Whats so important about fking uniform?!
Ok so maybe excursion to recognise people since the teachers are blind shits, but srsly. The full set of school shoes and white socks and blazers and jumpers and bs. What's the fking point?
The schools just rip us off with some $80 jumper when you can get it at fking like David Jones for $75. Seriously.
The teachers make such a big deal out of it.
Tomlin: "OMG WHERES THE UNIFORM" (He sends you back home...)
O Donell: "OMG WHERES AUSTIN?!"
no but seriously
O Donell: "OMG WTF DETENTION" -.-
Its so lame and i dont think anyone cares about uniform, but they have to wear it or they will get caned by the teachers just like azn parents caning their kids for not getting into OC class XD

Alright rant over, enough bitchy talk.

So that's my blog y'all, hope you've enjoyed. Lets finish it off with some epic action by my favourite player: D WADE



So yeah, Peace XD

Haven't posted in a while....

Hi hi, 6th post, lets get going :)

So a few recent updates:

1. LOL CEDRIC HANGS WITH WILSONS GROUP NOW XDDDD
HAHAHAHA
SUCK MYYYY
actually no cedric, i dont want you to suck on my....

Anyway....

2. Seriously, im so in need of the holidays.... bloody last week
HELLLL YEAHHH 1 WEEEEKKKKK XD

Anyways....

3. When the hell did the son of a biatch Ms Franic have the authority to give us that much homework? We have an in-class bs teenager essay and a webpage analysis. Thats what i call bs -.-

So yeah, thats all.
And tribute to Derek:
Sup plastic rapist.....
Rider Killer

Lol... Peace.

Sentence of the week....

Alright this is like my... 5th post...
Wow can't believe im doing this daily.... -.-
Anyway
today in English, the funniest shit happened
We were make diary entries about teenager groups
And David Neale, my white boy brother, makes the funniest story,
It goes something like this (forget tons of it but its still funny):
Yo Check It
I with hanging with my krew this morning when suddenly the fizz came
and i screamed
Lets all bail bros
So we were back at my crib and i asked wheres my dope?
Our shipment is late bro!
....
Now, i wanna pause this epic story to say that the next bit was the best. ANyway, by now Franic was already getting more and more pissed XD
.... Contining
HERE IT IS, THE BEST SENTENCE OF THE WEEK, THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER:
"But my possibility of having a peaceful arvo was stopped with the same cap that went up my bros ass"
LOL HAHAHAHAHA
everyone was fucking cracking up, especially me as i was right next to him, and i cant believe he actually read that out. Ms Franic had her hands to her face and was muttering something like "omg hes out of control". But yeah, best year 8 english class story ever, all credits to david neale.
God i swear i was literally crying with diddy with laughter X;;;D.

So yeah, thats the recent updates on life..... and honestly, the possibility of having a peaceful arvo was stopped with the same cap that went up my bros ass was just fucking the best, praise the legendary David Neale. XD

Cedric....that failing lil B****

Ok, so heres my new post, enjoy.

So me chester and austin were on the 711, with andy tofu and shit,
and being the slack asses my are, we set him up
we started to talk and whisper and stuff
and when cedric tried to join in and smile,
Austin said:
Cedric why the fuck are you eavesdropping?!
That was only the first, as there was one more,
Going On
Later, he was trying to join in our conversation and shit AGAIN
and this time i say:
Hey cedric, how much people do you think in our group still likes you?
Now now, you maybe thinking, wow thats so slack
But hey, dont bs me.
I can bet you you've hated Cedric once in your life, your your stilling hating him
So yea, after that he just stopped trying and finally me tofu austin chester and andy
could enjoy our bus ride.

So thats what happened, had a good laugh?
lol, well look at his retarded face XD.

So yeah, just doing the PDH assignment right now, anyway, whens the speech due?
Comment please, Peace...

3rd post blah blah blah.. here we go...

OK so I'm here to discuss things.....

1. Diddy thanks for the apology, i accept, we cool now :)

2. Bringing pinestock back, heres Cedric. (ty for pic nancy)


As you can see, he is perving on the huge twister game players on Pinestock. I swear i saw him there for 10 minutes biting his nails.....
In addition, i have recently started the "do you like cedric?" poll on Facebook.
So its only 6 yes (3 randoms that are austins friends, CC, grace chen and davo) and 36 no, i wont list them all :)
One day, i swear we have to break it to him XD
Why do i have to do basketball with this fag anyway? GOD DAMN IT!!!

3. I swear that Bio test was bs.
Wtf was with the yeast bit? and wtf, its so hard?!
I swear it was haradasa who wrote that.

So thats the end, 3 short and simple things, 1 of a thanks, 2 of a fag pervert and 3 of a bs test that i bet you i will get under 50% in :)

Peace...

Up and under, in and out XD

Ok so here's my 2nd post in like... 5mins.
read the 1st one if you havem't already.

Pinestock 09.
God....Damn......
Me Henry Derek Tim etc. walking around and eating 60% of the time,
And getting my long lost ball back from year 12's.
Soon everyone just sorta came together and played basketball -.-
1st hour, it was cool
But after that, the music was whack (teachers band, wheres wikstrom and his fag violin?), the flies pissed everyone off and most of all, the giant twister turned out to become Cedric's eye-candy.
I swear it was like a full orgy style, boys and girls alike on one huge twister board... fun o_O.
But after that, period 5 was bludge and period 6 was just a boring vid where i nearly went to sleep... and throughout the whole time me and diddy dissed derek about matusik XD.
Overall rating of Friday including Pinestock: 8/10

So im about to go off to North Shore -.-

But wait, what's this? AN AWESOME PICTURE OF THE TRUE BUDDHA?!!!!
OH BABY LOOLLLL.
Alright, I'll probs blog after north shore (ns)...
Damn this is getting addicting lol....
Alright Peace..

Heres how we throwing down...

OK so I've read some blogs....
leaving me pissed
cough diddy cough cough henry cough cough cough rapist.... (derek)
but w/e
I just wanna say right now
1. Derek don't make some bs up
how do you know i've broken with my chick, i havent said jack shit
how do you know i have a crush on nancy? WE ARE FRIENDS?!
2. Ok i can take shit... no problems...
But wtf is with the 3 blogs saying shit about me and nancy?
Not cool and its just low.
3. I forgive henry and derek
I guess its a joke? (Hopefully -.-)
and henry, we cool, and derek, cmon man, just spread rumours like that -.-
But its just diddy, god damn it, -.-
Oh well, rage finished lets move on
MATUSIKKK
OH BABY
Man that was so funny.
Me and diddy, full dissing derek about matusik
jesus i cant even spell that russian gilf's name....
but anyway, yeah.
and to derek.
MATUSIKKK BABYYY XD.
Well thats my first post - raging about an issue and dissing derek about that gilf.
So yeah, may i ask derek, diddy, henry....
We all cool? :)
Peace....