Introduction to my new thanggggg

Alright so from now, I'll be posting every 1-2 days.
There will be a new section called "Daily Rant" XD
This section is where i have my bitchy rant and talk shut about the topic. :) Have fun XD
In addition, once or twice i'll have a story section where i talk about something epic that goes on in my life, so yeah, tune in ladies, gentlemen and Derek. ;)

Ok 7th post blah blah its time to d d d d d dd d d d d d duel baby. (Yu-Gi-Oh more :P)

Now, today I'll be having a lil story time then a rant to follow up. In the end, I'll get some orgasms on the high when I upload the Dwyane Wade BLOCK PARTY vid. So let's jump straight into it.

Story Time:

One day, 'young' 'boy' Deriku Lim is walking across the road. A car suddenly comes and it nearly runs 'him' over, if not for this stretchy skin, I believe 'he' will be having 'his' funeral right now. So on 'he' walks and 'he' gets to school, where 'he' is greeted by a big whale called Monster-Shell and a pervert called Cedri-perv. Quickly, Deriku hugs them both and walks towards the basketball courts with his 'hand-made' basketball.

So we all start a game and we play, with everyone hogging it once in a while etc. Deriku has the ball and decides to take a shot and he airballs, as usual. Everyone says "Noooooo" and starts laughing, ending in Deriku raging and going off to the Learning Centre, where a good friend Cedri-perv hangs out versus Mr Rutha-nerd in chess.

The story ends.
Make sure you tune in next time for another epic adventure.
(P.S, this story is completely fictional and may offend some people. Some other people like me may find it bloody hilarious XD)

Onto the next section....

Daily Rant:

Ok so here's my topic:
Uniform.

What's the big deal huh? Whats so important about fking uniform?!
Ok so maybe excursion to recognise people since the teachers are blind shits, but srsly. The full set of school shoes and white socks and blazers and jumpers and bs. What's the fking point?
The schools just rip us off with some $80 jumper when you can get it at fking like David Jones for $75. Seriously.
The teachers make such a big deal out of it.
Tomlin: "OMG WHERES THE UNIFORM" (He sends you back home...)
O Donell: "OMG WHERES AUSTIN?!"
no but seriously
O Donell: "OMG WTF DETENTION" -.-
Its so lame and i dont think anyone cares about uniform, but they have to wear it or they will get caned by the teachers just like azn parents caning their kids for not getting into OC class XD

Alright rant over, enough bitchy talk.

So that's my blog y'all, hope you've enjoyed. Lets finish it off with some epic action by my favourite player: D WADE



So yeah, Peace XD